So today I am wearing this:
Cute halter top and my camouflage capris. Wait a minute – since I’m wearing camouflage you shouldn’t be able to see me in that picture! 
Okay, on with the story. So I had to stop by the bank before going to get a manicure, and as I pull into the parking lot I think, “Hmm… My top feels loose, I must need to tie it tigher.” When I reach up I realize it has come completely untied. Thankfully the straps hadn’t fallen off my shoulders or I would have been flashing the 80 year-old man sitting in the car beside me.
Of course, had I not noticed my straps were loose (untied!) I would have gotten pulled over for something silly like a burnt out tail light — this is Murphy’s Law. Then I would have gotten arrested for indecent exposure as I flashed the cop. Then I would have had to call my husband and say, “Brian…um… Funny thing happened today… Can you come bail me out of jail?” And really, that’s just not a conversation I want to have.
